Yearly Archives: 2016


Flash Flash Flash!


I was coming out of my doctors office two days ago in Beverly Hills and one of those photographers from “the rags” photographed me coming up the street. I begged him “Please don’t picture the cane! Hide the cane, my feet hurt!” Well, in this week’s issue of The Globe Newspaper, as of yesterday (Princess Diana is on the cover), you’ll see a photograph of me, walking down Beverly Hills, after a foot appointment, using a cane. Tacky. Ah well, onto bigger and better things. Thanks Everybody! Busy busy busy!  Why the Tron picture, I hear you asking? Because it’s better than a picture of me with $%&^* cane!

Flash Flash Flash! 2016-06-06T02:12:05+00:00

Maybe it’s actually happening…?


I finally got more news about my documentary. It’s going to show in June in two theaters here in Los Angeles. That’s what I’m told, but I’ve been told a lot of things. It’s been 5 years. It was July 2011 when they told me it would be out soon… We’ll see.

Maybe it’s actually happening…? 2016-05-26T03:01:29+00:00

No joke!


I received a call today from God. He said “At least meet me half way!”

No joke! 2016-04-17T00:48:17+00:00

She’ll Be Missed


You’ve probably heard the news about our darling Patty Duke. It’s a sad day, but we did have fun together.


She’ll Be Missed 2016-10-17T23:02:49+00:00

Thanks, Deadpool!

Dear Deadpool, I can’t stop laughing at your YouTube post. I’m a big fan of you and a big fan of SNL, and obviously you have me mixed up with another Taylor, of which there are many – but I ain’t that one! Keep up the good work! PS: Tell Ryan I like his work too!
Thanks, Deadpool! 2016-02-22T04:20:35+00:00

It’s My Birthday!!


And look at what someone made for me! This is almost as good as jewelry!

An on the other hand, there’s this:




It’s My Birthday!! 2016-10-17T23:02:49+00:00

The Secret to Life


OK, I don’t have the secret to life. But now that I’ve got your attention:

My webmaster and I are going to make a list of all of the people I’ve worked with that are stars, became stars, or were stars. There will be no order to it, just what I think of off the top of my head. Keep an eye out. I’ll put it on my website at when it’s ready.

“Rip Rip Hooray” my documentary, is coming out soon! The producers of the documentary started filming me 3 1/2, almost 4 years ago. I was shocked at how long it takes to do something like a documentary. You and I, dear reader, would have finished it in 15 minutes. They had all of the materials… I understand they have to get rights, and that takes quite a long time, among other things, but… Anyway, keep an eye out because it’s coming out soon. I want to add a special thanks to Frank Kelley and his crew who got me started with the documentary. I can’t believe it’s finally finished!

A special thanks to John Oliver and his staff. He comes back to his show in February and I’m hoping for a call!

My Birthday is this month, as you all know. I don’t want to discuss my age, so please don’t ask! I just like to think about how happy I am to still be performing. With the help of my webmaster (you should all hire him), we’ll get that celebrity list done soon!

Happy happy everybody!


The Secret to Life 2016-01-10T00:26:32+00:00