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17Apr, 2016

No joke!

I received a call today from God. He said “At least meet me half way!”

31Mar, 2016

She’ll Be Missed

You’ve probably heard the news about our darling Patty Duke. It’s a sad day, but we did have fun together.

 

22Feb, 2016

Thanks, Deadpool!

Dear Deadpool, I can’t stop laughing at your YouTube post. I’m a big fan of you and a big fan of SNL, and obviously you have me mixed up with another Taylor, of which there are many – but I ain’t that one! Keep up the good work! PS: Tell Ryan I like his work too!
14Jan, 2016

It’s My Birthday!!

And look at what someone made for me! This is almost as good as jewelry!

An on the other hand, there’s this:

 

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10Jan, 2016

The Secret to Life

OK, I don’t have the secret to life. But now that I’ve got your attention:

My webmaster and I are going to make a list of all of the people I’ve worked with that are stars, became stars, or were stars. There will be no order to it, just what I think of off the top of my head. Keep an eye out. I’ll put it on my website at RipTaylor.com when it’s ready.

“Rip Rip Hooray” my documentary, is coming out soon! The producers of the documentary started filming me 3 1/2, almost 4 years ago. I was shocked at how long it takes to do something like a documentary. You and I, dear reader, would have finished it in 15 minutes. They had all of the materials… I understand they have to get rights, and that takes quite a long time, among other things, but… Anyway, keep an eye out because it’s coming out soon. I want to add a special thanks to Frank Kelley and his crew who got me started with the documentary. I can’t believe it’s finally finished!

A special thanks to John Oliver and his staff. He comes back to his show in February and I’m hoping for a call!

My Birthday is this month, as you all know. I don’t want to discuss my age, so please don’t ask! I just like to think about how happy I am to still be performing. With the help of my webmaster (you should all hire him), we’ll get that celebrity list done soon!

Happy happy everybody!

 

12Dec, 2015

This Santa Outfit Doesn’t Fit!

Hi everybody! Needless to say, Happy Holidays! No matter what faith you are. Happy Holidays and have a good time. Oh – and keep laughing. That’s what I do. Yep, I’m still at it! Always watch the website, it tells you where I am and what I’m doing. The last major thing I did this year work-wise was the John Oliver show. Look below for a link! Hope to do more and I’ll let you know if I do. In the meantime, keep laughing. And if you ever get a price on your head… take it!

By the way, I swear to you everybody, I did see Justin Bieber at the Ihop with his bodyguards in West Hollywood a few weeks back. I couldn’t believe my eyes! I don’t have a reason for telling you this, other than because I thought it was amusing. It’s the truth!

Click the video below to see my appearance on the John Oliver show! I hope you enjoy it, because I did!

PS: I do have more fun than the audience, and it’s a shame to take the money. But I will because I ain’t stupid!

22Oct, 2015

Hello to the Cash family!

I just wanted to throw out a quick hello to my dearest friends, the Cash family. We’ve known each other and have been pen pals for so many years I can’t even say. They send me things occasionally and I love every one of them. Much love!

12Aug, 2015

Rip Rip Hooray!

Here is a very short clip of my documentary. It will be out on DVD soon, so keep watching here or my Facebook page to see where/how you can get it.

1Jun, 2015

Well, if it pays enough…!

I’m sorry I didn’t have time to tell you this beforehand, but it was a rush job! Yesterday I was on John Oliver’s “Last Week Tonight”, his HBO show. Are you ready for this? For me agreeing to be Thailand’s new surrogate for Hitler! He promises it makes sense in the context of the show. The crew couldn’t have been nicer and more professional, which is hard to find in this day and age in show business. This show is so #1 and up my alley. And it’s around my block! I hope I get a chance to do more with John Oliver, because it was so entertaining and so much fun! I’ll keep you posted. You all contact the Last Week Tonight show and tell them to put me back on. Don’t tell them I told you to do it!

Thank you Thailand!